"suzy-Qs" or "ho-hos"?

the things grown people debate. just recently we got into it about why we like the above and even “twinkies” got honorable mention. what is your chocolate junk food weakness? is it that “plasticky” chocolate bite you enjoy when you chomp down on a “ho-ho” or the stale cake taste of suzy Q’s with the frosty filling? or are you a “moon-pie” aficionado?