Who would like to play TJBM?

This Fluther tradition is the next in a series of infinite reincarnations of this thread. The first person makes a statement about TJBM (The Jelly Below Me). Anyone who cares can reply with a “yes” or “no” answer, following up with their own TJBM statement.

Example:

First poster:
TJBM thinks dogs are superior to cats.
Next reply:
_No, I’m the proverbial cat lady. I have 20 cats and 0 dogs. TJBM thinks “cat ladies” contribute to society.

And so on.