Who wants to play TJBM?

This Fluther tradition is the next in a series of infinite reincarnations of this thread. I don’t even know which number this thread is anymore, but whatever. I like games and that’s all what matters :)

The first person makes a statement about TJBM (The Jelly Below Me). Anyone who cares can reply with a “yes” or “no” answer, following up with their own TJBM statement.

Example:

First poster:
TJBM thinks cheese are superior to sausage.
Next reply:
_Yes, all hail cheese! TJ BM will destroy anyone who doesn’t eat cheese.

And so on.