Has anyone sung the song in the details to their doctor? (Details Inside)

I don’t know the title, but I know some of the quotes.

“Doctor! Doctor! Give me the news! I’ve got a bad case of loving you! No pills with cure my woes!”...

That’s all I’ve got. Also bonus points if you had a patient sing it to you; Or was warned in medical school?

Humor welcome.

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