Who wants to play TJBM # 88?

This Fluther tradition is the next in a series of infinite reincarnations of this thread. I don’t even know which number this thread is anymore, but whatever. I like games and that’s all what matters :)

The first person makes a statement about TJBM (The Jelly Below Me). Anyone who cares can reply with a “yes” or “no” answer, following up with their own TJBM statement.

Example:

First poster:
TJBM thinks dogs are better than cats.
Next reply:
No, I’m not a dog person, but I have six cats!

TJBM likes Indian food

And so on.

The last numbered TJBM is 87.

I realize there is at least one more recent thread, but it’s unnumbered, and I choose to honor its qualitative distinction.