Ready to tell some jokes?

Panda walks into a bar, tells the bartender “Make me a sandwich!”
The bartender thinks “Hey, a talking panda! Better make him a sandwich…”
The panda eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the patron sitting next to him.
“What did you do that for?!!” the bartender yells.
The panda yells over his shoulder as he walks out, “I’m a panda! Look it up!”
The bartender thinks “A panda? Look it up?”
He pulls out a dictionary and reads: Panda: Eats shoots and leaves.

Did I mention they don’t have to be good?