Is there a Perl alternative to Ruby on Rails and Django?

I like my applications to be written in a language that has similarities to how I like my women. Perl is a fun, easy, and dirty way to get the job done.

However, I also want a lady on the street, and so far with perl, that hasn’t proven possible for me. I have not found a sufficient web toolkit that has all the tricky awesome features for developing and deploying web applications that Ruby (on Rails) and Django (for python) have. I have traditionally used template toolkit for web applications, and find myself writing functionality that RoR and Django already include.

Unacceptable answers include “mason” and “template toolkit”. Neither have acceptable rapid deployment functionality that the above alternatives for web application development.