What are the poker terms in Black Books Episode "A Little Flutter"? Are they real?

“Dealer’s choice. We’re playing Lebanese Southern Cross. Forty eighty. The anti-fives and twos are wild, no raising before the button. I don’t want any show-boating, no coffee-housing, no auntie’s drawers. Minimum 3 aces to start, minimum bet one ton. Let’s play.”

Do these terms mean anything or are some of them just nonsense terms made up by the writers?
I think I wrote everything correctly. Here’s the clip, in case I didn’t write them down correctly.