Do you name inanimate objects?

Does your car have a name?

Do your bowls have names?

Does anything else have a name?

If so, why do you name them?

If so, what are the names, and why?

How often do you use the names?

Does the car/bowl recognize his/her own name?

[I do not name my cars nor my bowls, but I may consider doing so if given reasons that are compelling enough.]