Christmas work party horrors?

years ago i went to a law office christmas party and it was all paid for, if you know what i mean. they tell me i initiated that hokey dance where everybody follows (while hopping) in a line like a train around as the music plays, singing “HOT HOT HOT” with the music.

could have been worse i guess. at least i wasn’t jumping on couches in front of the partners. to this day, nobody has forgotten.