Where is your remote?

or basically whatever item you use daily that must be placed somewhere so you can find it when you need it?

i have a teenager in the house. if i leave my brush in the bathroom, i might as well plan on buying another one because he’ll use it, take it to his car and, well, lay it down somewhere—who knows where! so i take the brush when i leave the house.

where do you keep “things you need?” what things? why? do you hide the remote? the garage opener? underwear? towels? your kitchen scissors? your tongs? (not thongs, but hey, um, ok, thongs.)