Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way.

so my hair used to be pretty long, it’s shorter now, but it got to the point where my brother at one point referred to me as “a busted jennifer anniston’ which, is funny I’ll give him that. But anyway, my ID still has a picture with my long hair. I smoke. I get ID’d now and again for some reason and whenever I do, no matter what I get a comment like “WHOA Cobain what happened to the locks? El oh El!” or “Diggin the Caveman look brosef! (yeah, been called brosef before)” and every time it happens…. I die on the inside.
So here’s my question, am I the only one who, when I come up with something I think will be funny or interesting, I stop and think “hm, is there a good chance this person get’s told this every fucking day?” if the answers yes, I don’t say it… is that so out of the ordinary?

I can’t stand it when people pull the same comments out of a hat every day… yes, my hair was quite long, I see your eyes work, brett micheals you say? yep that’s right he does have long blonde hair like I used to, that’s clever, never thought of that before, can I have my nicotine now?