What would you do to avoid turning yourself in at San Quentin tomorrow?

Today you are free. Tomorrow you have to show up at San Quentin for the start of a 25 year sentence.

Do you actually show up for the start of your sentence tomorrow?

If you don’t you will be hunted down by law enforcement inside and outside the country.

If you do, you will share a cell with Snowflake who will teach you the pleasures of man-on-man.

What would you do to avoid this fate?

(inspired by the movie 25th Hour)