What is the longest time that you've ever had to live with a wedgie because there was no way to discretely work it out?

I was in the grocery store today and ended up with a wedgie shortly after I entered the store. Since it was Wednesday (sale day) and half the town was shopping, there was no way that I could find a place in the store to do the removal wiggle and it got worse and worse as I continued my shopping dodging the bumper carts and the little old ladies trying to run me down the whole time. By the time I got to the car, I was miserable and had had my wedgie for well over half an hour which was really sad because I only had 6 items on my list and it should never have taken me that long to get through the store.

It got me to wondering… What’s the longest time you’ve had to just live with a wedgie because there was no way to remove it?