Possible gift ideas for a girlie?

I’m a classy type of guy, falling for a classy type of girl. Procrastination has dominated me, and it is nearing that celebration called “Christmas.” I have decided to acquire a gift for that lovely lady. I have a few ideas – disease plushie (of the sexual infection type) [microbes?], a thing that one hangs from a usb/cellphone/keychain(that would obviously allude to our many hangouts/dates?), facial oil (though i would not know what type i would purchase), or a poster. Other ideas that had come to mind were condoms, porno, masturbating devices, necklaces, and bracelets. The first three had obvious reasons (I lack the manliness, at the moment, to gift it) as to not make it to my list. Necklaces and bracelets seem rather impersonal and I lack the funds to support such a daring purchase.

I also plan to add chocolates or candy to augment the ferocity of my fantastic gift.

Criticism and other suggestions will be appreciated, though keep in mind that my treasuries are quite limited.

Discuss gift ideas for a girl. GO