Frank-N-Furter is in his lair and is attempting to put together a mighty fine jelly. What would said jelly look like?

Let’s see: casheroo’s eyes, Dr. C’s noggin’ (smarts), epony’s swagger, mac bean’s/aprilismel sense o’ humor (combo), facade’s smile, daloon’s arse, jonsblond’s kind heart, asmonet’s feistiness, Gris’ wisdom (yeah, that’s right), IBER’s baking skills, to be as fit as La Chica (gomela), harp’s patience, Allie’s cuteness and Zen Again’s constitution (minus the hemorrhoids ). One last dick punch by JP, et voila.