What are some ways for kids to earn some quick money?

Ok I really need some decent cash because I.. just do.. I want to start a bank account but I want to start it when I have at least $1,000 because it can help me once I’m out of college and you know. I dont want to do a lemonade stand or a yard sale because not many cars go by my house.. I was thinking of going to that store where you give some guy anything you want to sell and he puts it on ebay. But if I’m not going to that store I dont really want to sell stuff online. No chores around the house, and I’m not old enough to get a real job. And dont say gambling if you are trying to be funny! Ok thanks. I want some really creative ideas people!