I need suggestions on funny womens names?

The wife is organising a hen night for her sister and after the meal they’re going to a few bars. Whilst in these bars she wants them to wear sashes printed with false but funny names.
She doesn’t want Dirty Donna or Easy Emma more:
Lou Smorralls
Norma Snockers
Fleur Taychus
Isla Blige
Carmen Geddit

Can you help?