How would Fox News spin the Galactic Empire's actions in Star Wars?

-“If you don’t support the Emperor, you don’t support democracy.”

-“When you let droids marry, you’re saying it’s ok to let Twi’Leks marry Banthas. It’s the same thing.”

-“If you object to the Empire recruiting from your planet, you’re obviously a Rebel.”

-“Love our Galaxy or leave it!”

-“I tell ya what’s wrong with the galaxy: Illegal aliens!”