How can I get the Nintendo Power calendar?

I’m kind of a rabid Nintendo fan, and I knew I had to have this calendar as soon as I saw it. The magazine said it was on “newsstands only”. So the next day, I was on an epic quest for a rad calendar.

I first went to the local Jewel Osco, where they have Nintendo Power, Rolling Stone… the works. Everything I’d ever need… except the calendar. It wasn’t there. Dang.

Next I went to Myers. Nope. Dominick’s. Nope. 7-Eleven. Nope.

Finally, I went to the Borders near me, where they have a huge newsstand with magazines of every sort. And it wasn’t there.

So, my fellow Flutherites, I pretty much give up. Does anybody know where to find this? Or what chain retailer has a good newsstand? Does this calendar even exist, or is it Nintendo Power playing a trick on me?

By the way, here’s the calendar: http://nintendopower.com/images/Cal.pdf

Just look at it. Now you see why I want this so badly, right?