Have you been a victim or culprit of Facebook drama?

I was watching the episode of South Park last night parodying the drama created from social networking websites. Some include:

“Why is your relationship status SINGLE?!”
“You commented to some girl saying _______ What did you mean by that?!”
“Why are you POKING him?”
“You are always commenting on his wall!”
“How come I’m not on your top friends?”
“Why are you friends with your ex?”

Etc. You get it. Please share some stories you have. :)