What does it mean to be conservative or liberal?

I’ve heard some pretty stupid statements made in political discussions. Like the rube who defined socialism as the government restricting choice.

I have my own political stance (Guess!) but it occurred to me, I don’t really understand what people of the opposite view are after. So if you could state your political philosophy in one line, what would it be.

Here, I’ll give an example: “I’m a Green because I think the present generation is morally bound to make the world a better place for succeeding generations.” (No, I’m not a Green.)

Anyway, I’m not looking for textbook definitions and I don’t want you to tell me what the other folks are after. Just what is it you see as the overriding theme that dominates your viewpoint?

And especially for my Canadian friends, so they don’t feel left out, what’s your favorite hockey team, eh?