Do you have any funny internet dating site stories?

I was browsing through a dating site (rhymes with patch) and saw a picture of a guy that had posted his wedding picture with his bride cut out of it. But most of her dress was still in the picture. Beautiful dress, by the way. Come on, can’t you find a picture by yourself? I also have to wonder how old that picture was.
I saw a picture of my high school art teacher. His profile said he was 52. Wait, I’m 52. How is he getting younger? And at what point will he be mentioning he is in his 60’s?

Have you seen any funny or interesting profiles on dating sites?