Who is willing to let me come stay with them for a week in early July?

The wife is going on vacation with her mom to Hawaii and I am not going to sit at home again while they vacation like I did last year. I can get myself to your place (in the continental U.S. or southern Canada) and pay for all my incidentals, I just need a couch/air mattress/guest bed to crash on.

I’ll probably want to sight-see a bit, so you’ll have to entertain me for a few days, but I can be left by myself for a bit, as well.

If this is doable, tell me what fun things I can do where you live.

And don’t hold me to it, because I might get cold feet.