A classic fantasy setting inn or tavern...where do you sit?

A dimly lit tavern, built of stone and wood, with torches that dare not touch the darkest corners…to your right, a band of rough looking warriors with braided beards, hair longer than both your arms and scars on their faces which most likely denote the amount of men they’ve killed. They carry axes and maces, and pick their teeth with swords.
To your left, a lone old man with wisdom in his eyes, and sorrow in his face. He wears robes, and holds a gnarled staff made of oak. He won’t look at you, and you probably don’t want him to.
Scantly clad women dance like dying candlelight, others bring you wine and ale. The man behind the counter has seen it all, and keeps the law.
Folks walk in, folks walk out…a fistfight breaks out, and it turns into a ballad of swords. ’‘Come nearer and I’ll crown you prince of Hell, dog!’’
All this goes on around you at dusk, when you came in to relax and have a drink after a hard day’s work of adventuring…I’m not being a DM, I just want to know, out of all these people, which one are you?