Sharpen your pencils, wordsmiths, it's time for another round of fluther phrases.

I looked up a quote for another Q and came upon a nice site with about a kazillion of them. Not terribly unusual, English being such an idiomatic and idiotic language. ~

What caught my eye was this category (I swear I’m not making this up): “Neutral Thank You Card Phrases” (for gifts you may not have totally liked). Some gems:

* Words cannot convey my gratitude.

• Your generosity overwhelms me.

• You can have no idea how much it means to me.

You get the idea, jellies. Let’s get creative. Sure you can copy/paste with the best of ‘em, but try to think of a category and come up with a Greeting Card; it could be funny, sensitive, smart and you can pick the occasion, too. Just be creative.