Why am I still single?

I am 31 years old, good looking, outstanding personality but I can’t seem to find the right girl. (Not interested in internet dating)... but my question to the community is: Why is it the wrong people call? Girls I like always end up in the friend zone, calling me their brother, girls that I have no feelings for end up in my bed, but I usually can’t stand them. Why are all girls such douches?

So, how do I land a girl I actually like?