If at the moment of your birth you were able to talk, what do you imagine you would have to say?

Yeah, strange question I know but could be intriguing or at least funny, who knows? You’ve been cocooned inside the womb for nine months. Your own little aquatic world, safe warm & secure. An abrupt rude interruption is about to puncture this little haven however. A journey from which there’s no return. Along the birth canal into a world that is totally alien to you. A loud bright cascade of sound & colours greets you. Just what do you say at the moment that mark’s an epoch in your existence? Funny as well as thoughtful answers shall be treat with equal enthusiasm.