Who would you have write your biography & what could be it's title?

Yeah, let’s assume you have no desire to pen your own life story. Then who shall be given the honour. Any writer living or dead will suffice, seeing as though this is hypothetical & all. Someone whose work you admire & feel could portray your story with aplomb & not a little panache. Any working titles for this proposed slice of literature would also be appreciated, thanks! You can come at this from any angle you choose. Humour is positively encouraged, as always =0)