What names are there not to name your child?

When I was in Jr. high in my art class what this kid named Egbert. I have never met an Egbert since or before that. The poor kid got it both barrels; he was called ”Egg Head”, ”Eggy”, ”Egg White”, “Egg Butt” you get the picture.

Years ago in a Time magazine there was a blurb about parents with the last family name of Pigg naming their twin girls Ura and Ima …I don’t have to tell you what the out come of that would be. Are there just some names you should avoid naming a baby, names that might haunt them all through school if not life? Some names like Wolfgang, Gilligan, Gomer, Toby, Lance come to mind. I didn’t hang around girls so I don’t know which names they keyed in on.