What would you bring to a Fluther potluck?

Imagine lady-luck blindsided me, and I won the Mega Millions and I was hosting a Fluther Potluck at Golden Gate Park. The only condition that as you RSVP you had to bring what you were going to in order. Person #1 has to bring a pasta dish, person #2 a meat or poultry dish, person #3 something to drink [ it can be alcoholic ], person #4 has to bring a desert dish, person #5 fish or grain/carbs, person #6 fruit or veggie dish, and person #7 something to drink non-alcoholic or a game; horse shoes, dominoes, badminton, etc. You also could not repeat the same dish twice. If you botched it and brought something out of order of your RSVP you would not get a return ticket home. If you came, what would you bring? If you are more than 60 miles from San Fran would you be showing up just to get the free trip or because you actually thought of the feast?! Ha ha

Since it will be my potluck I would bring the first pasta dish and it would be stuffed rigatoni with marinara sauce topped with mozzarella and provolone.