How tight was the tightest Speedo you ever wore, and who gave you the most approving looks, and the more dirty looks, men or women?

OK. How tight was the tightest Speedo you ever worn? And where did you wear it? Did you wear it to this location because you thought you’d meet with mass approval, or did you plan to scandalize this location? What color was it? What colors do you think get you the most attention, and is it negative or positive sexy attention? Or is it not?