What would happen if Chris Berman was hired by CNN back in 1980?

Instead of ESPN.
would have been putting up with…...

Yasser “That’s My Baby” Arafat

Joe Biden “His Time”

Vladimir Putin “On the Ritz”

“Won’t You Marry Me” Bill Clinton

Ollie North “To Alaska”

Sarah “Whiter Shade Of” Palin

Gary Hart “Break Hotel”

Monica “Hello Mary” Lewinsky

Barrack “Around the Clock” Obama

Rudy “Don’t Take Your Love To Town” Giuliani

John Kerry “That Weight”

Boris “Rebel” Yelstin

as well as…...?