What is some of the worst food you've ever made?

I was going to make corn bread and beans so I started the beans on Sunday. Well, they simmered all day Sunday and then again all day Monday, and they were ready Monday night. I didn’t get a chance to eat them until today (the saga of the corn bread is a whole other chapter!)

I’ve made corn bread n beans a million times, and they are always SOOOOO good. I was so looking forward to my dinner today. Well, long story short, the beans were horrible. Just horrible. I don’t know why. They just tasted…off. Like old, sweaty gym socks or something. Like someone boiled slugs and put them in there or something. I’m just trying to describe it for you! It was BAD!
The corn bread was hideous too (but it came from the jail kitchen, so what did I expect.)

It was, beyond a doubt, the WORST meal I have ever prepared. I don’t know what happened, but now I’m scared to try it again. It was THAT bad.

What was the last epic FAIL you had in the kitchen?