What kinds of really nice and pleasant things do you wish people would do for this jelly?

Daily full body massages (if she likes that kind of thing).

Catered meals every evening in her home, cooked fresh and no clean up duties for her, either.

These sound really great. I would have to agree with both of you.

Bake her pies. She needs lots of pies.

They should play a harp, sing her ballads and feed her grapes. Well, if they are strong and handsome and wearing a toga.

Lap dance? Slay dragons in her honor.

Ask a Fluther question with her name in it that doesn’t get modded. Now that’s an honour.