If curses were real and someone was able to put one on you, which of these would you take if given the choice?

Yeah, we know it is hypothetically, but if someone was able to place a curse on you and they said you had the choice of:

• Each time you drove a vehicle under a bridge or overpass the driver behind you would have an accident, but not with you.
• Everything that was non-ridged (not hard plastic, metal, stone, brick, etc), that you touched would slowly turn into glass over a 72 hour period.
• Anytime you heard a dog barking you would cuss out the 1st person you seen.
• Whenever you smelled cheese or chocolate you would lose your bowels.

If you had to accept one of those curses (if you chose none, someone in your family, doesn’t have to be your immediate family, would die), which curse would you accept?