[NSFW] Will all males on Fluther measure their sex organ for average comparison?

[NSFW] Disclaimer: This is not a question about women, so females should not be offended. This is not directed towards anyone. Neither is it a reflection in anyway of my pleasure or disappointment of my own member. It is for entertainment purposes only, the results can be a lie, which it more than likely will be. Please us SAE measurements.

(Q) Grab a tape measure, go to your bedroom, bathroom, or private place and measure your sex organ length and girth, preferably erect, then post the results. Can you do that honestly, not that it is important but just to see if the average in porn films is true? You could guess but what you see you might interpret as larger than it really is.