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Which of these should I name if I had them, and what name should I name them?

Asked by Hypocrisy_Central (26879points) January 31st, 2014

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If I had any of the following items in my possession should I name any of them, and if so by what name should I name it?

• Hammer.
• Slab of bacon.
• Goldfish.
• Throw rug.
• Sewing kit
• Pair of Spanx
• Toadstool
• A jar of air.

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