What are some of the dumbest things people have ever said to you?

For some reason this memory popped into my head. I had the daycare. One set of parents wrote me a check. It came back insufficient. I called them, wound up talking to the husband. I just said, “The check you wrote came back. Thought you’d like to know. Do you have any idea when you can get that week’s payment back to me? And also, they charged my account $15.00.”
He said, “I can write you another check.”
I said, “Will it clear? If it will clear I’ll just redeposit this one.”
He started snarling,“You telling me my checks are no good???!!!”
I was like…WTH?? I mean, he was really angry with me!

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I accidentally deleted my entire operating system the other day. OMG. Lost all my files, pictures, everything. I called Geeks on Site to see if they could help. The person who took the call (not a tech) said, “They can see if we can restore it to an earlier time.”
I said, “You can’t restore it to an earlier time! It was just born today!
OK, even if all they’re doing is answering the phone, and don’t have a whole lot of technical experience, they should know the most basic of basics!