In what ways was your world different when you were a child?

When I was small, everything seemed to be alive. If I dropped a french fry at Mc Donald’s, I’d drop a second one to keep the first one company. I was unable to eat anything with a face – including chocolate rabbits. What about you?

I did eat a chocolate Santa Claus. I didn’t consider men worthy of my mercy, apparently. What does that tell you? ~