You are going to lose your home and can’t avoid it. Would you accept the offer to be a "kept person?"?

You know that in a short time you will lose your home and the options of moving in with family or friends were slim to none, or would be a horror of a situation, if someone of a sex you are agreeable with sexually, offered you a place to stay free with a hook, would you? The hook being they will pay all your bills, give you a dining out expense account, clothes money, use of a quality car (Jag, BMW, Benz, etc.) and pay for all the gas you drive out of it, and not even care if you date other people, but when they call you drop everything and rush to them for some intimate action. If they want to snuggle up to you while you are watching TV and nibble your ear, grope you, sneak wet-n-sloppy kisses during commercial breaks etc., you have to allow it. To not end up homeless, would that be a deal you could see yourself taking? (No, this is NOT any situation I am facing)