Bit-O-Honey, Mary Janes, and Squirrel Nut Zippers: do you find the differences pronounced or subtle?

Although I’ve never sat down and had a taste test, I’ve always equated Bit-O-Honey and Mary Janes. I’ve not tried Squirrel Nut Zippers, but they seem very similar.

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