Fluff time; what are five good reasons for owning a Lamborghini (any model above the Gallardo)?

What are five good reasons to purchase and own a Lamborghini (aside they are really cool car and you just want one)? You can pick up some bargain basement prices on Gallardos but basically if you buy new, better have a few piggy banks, same as with the Aventador. You could buy a condo or a small house with the money, get tons of cosmetic surgery, make a hefty donation to the burn unit, but if you decided to have all that miss you and spend it on a Lamborghini, what good reasons or justifications and you create for getting one and not just look vain? That is the question, if you choose to accept it, this post will self-destruct in 18 hours….OK, maybe not.