Do we have a winner?

Fluff question based on this face palm of a story. It’s not even February and I think we have the 2016 recipient of the Darwin Awards.

I know it is not in good taste to make light of a person’s early demise, but in almost all these cases their death got them out of the way before they hurt or killed some innocent with their stupidity. What can I say…it’s a slow day at work.