If the conservative right is racist, misogynistic, homophobic, authoritarian, and xenophobic, what spin would you make that the liberal left is not debased, lackadaisical, lewd, hedonistic, self-serving, and anarchistic?

After all, the laws of physics says there has to be a balance, everything has an opposite, so if the right are the be coined with the aforementioned terms, what spin would you make to get the liberal left away from the latter statements, and let’s use some concrete reasoning and not just ”Because I don’t think they are”?