What are some embarrassing/funny things you (as a child) or your children have said unknowingly?

This was a question that was asked in 2009. I just came across it. It was pretty delightful.

Here is one of mine:
When my kids were little I taught them the proper names for their privates, but allowed them to translate any way they wanted.
One day, when my daughter was about 4, she was irritating me so I got her a big spoon and told her to go out back and dig a hole to China!
She looked at me, disbelieving and stunned. Just stunned. It was the strangest look I have ever seen from one so little.
Then she just turned around and walked away.
Finally it it him me….“China” was HER word for vagina! Poor child.