Can you please help me think of a joke or funny analogy or metaphor or something catchy for a pitch for Head Girl?
I have to write an A4 page about myself to be read by the girls in the senior school before they vote upon Head Girl for next year. There are about 25 candidates and I really need mine to stand out.
I don’t want it to be the generic ‘I am organised, friendly, hard-working blah blah blah blah’ because they are all like that.
I need something different and funny, maybe making an analogy about the school or something funny like that.
Can you please help me?
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