How do you answer James Lipton's famous questions? (possibly NSFW)

James Lipton, who was most famous for interviewing actors for Inside the Actors Studio, died today. He was an actor himself, a playwright and lyricist, and acting coach and teacher. For his popular interviews, he had 10 famous questions. How do you answer them? (My answers are in italics after the questions.)

What is your favorite word? Love
What is your least favorite word? fear
What turns you on? a deep voice
What turns you off? a mess
What sound or noise do you love? rain on the roof
What sound or noise do you hate? dogs barking angrily
What is your favorite curse word? f**k
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? college professor of classical Greek
What profession would you not like to do? park ranger
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome home.