Can we talk about wisteria?

I have such grand plans for this little house.
We have a 12 X 7 dining room off the kitchen. It has a slding glass door leading off to the side yard. I want to install French doors in its place.
The entire house will be floored with laminate wood flooring, except I want the dining room to be floored with laminate that looks like marble.
I have beautiful dining room furniture to put in there (antique.)
I want to build a patio off of the French doors where grown up could go to drink coffee or tea or just hang out.
And I want to build a section over head for wisteria vines that can be seen out the French doors.

What do you think about wisteria?
I’m in Kansas.