Why does that stretch and yawn feel so good in the morning?

It doesn’t feel so good, some mornings.
It’s always great after a night of gettin some boodie! Complete mission with trip to IHOP. Spinach and garden style omelet. Pancakes for the lady. Back to bed…

That’s the least you can do for her. I like the thought though. ; )

Let’s all of the fresh air in your lungs and circulation.

Plenty of things can beat that sensation.

Pandiculation.

^ Oooo. Nice word! It stretched my mind!